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Episode 80 - Lasagna Toothpaste, Mike Tyson's Bites, and Mermaids

Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!