The Movie Hoppers
The Movie Hoppers
Joe H
A movie review podcast feat. two fellas that watch the latest releases and give their take in a light-hearted and fun/funny way.
The Movie Hoppers 100th Episode Special! (Feat. Nick, tccasanova Gaming, Molethu's Studios, Emme, Lilly and Alex C.)
We are going back and doing 1 min. mini re-reviews of every movie we have seen over these 99 episodes! For each movie, there'll be 30 secs. for me to talk, and 30 secs. for the guest to talk. In those 30 secs. we reevaluate how we feel about the movie, and how it's held up. Note that none of these reviews are spoiler-free, so if there's a movie on here that you haven't seen yet and you want to see it, I would suggest skipping ahead a minute and 10 seconds. So, is The Movie Hoppers is still going strong at 100 or if they should just shrivel up and die? Find out on this nearly 2 hour episode of... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!! Follow us! https://twitter.com/MovieHoppers Timestamps: Intro 0:00 John Wick 3 (K) 0:52 Booksmart (K) 1:56 Brightburn (K) 3:04 Aladdin (K) 4:18 Ma (K) 5:29 Dark Phoenix (Tccasanova) 6:34 Secret Life of Pets 2 (K) 7:37 Men in Black International (K) 8:42 Dead Don't Die (K) 9:49 Shaft (K) 10:53 Late Night (Nick) 11:59 Toy Story 4 (K) 13:01 Child's Play  (Lilly) 14:13 Annabelle Comes Home (K) 15:18 Yesterday (Alex C.) 16:23 Spider-Man Far From Home (K) 17:27 Crawl (K) 18:32 Midsommar (Nick) 19:36 Queen's Corgi (K) 20:42 Stuber (K) 21:50 Lion King (Lilly) 22:57 Once Upon a Time In Hollywood (K) 24:02 Hobbs & Shaw (K) 25:07 Dora (Nick) 26:12 Scary Stories (K) 27:12 Good Boys (Nick) 28:17 Ready or Not (N) 29:23 Peanut Butter Falcon (K) 30:26 Angel Has Fallen (K) 31:31 Blinded by the Light (K) 32:34 The Fanatic (K) 33:42 It 2 (K) 34:45 K-12 (K) 35:51 Hustlers (K) 36:57 Downton Abbey (K) 38:06 Ad Astra (Nick) 39:14 Judy (K) 40:20 Joker (K) 41:28 Gemini Man (K) 42:34 Zombieland 2 (Alex C.) 43:40 Lighthouse (K) 44:48 Harriet (K) 45:52 Midway (K) 47:01 JoJo Rabbit (N) 48:06 Charlie's Angels (K) 49:10 Frozen 2 (K) 50:14 Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (K) 51:18 No Safe Spaces (N) 52:24 Intermission 53:32 Playmobil Movie (K) 54:32 Jumanji 2 (K) 55:38 Star Wars Rise of Skywalker (K) 56:50 Bombshell (Emme) 57:54 Cats (Emme) 58:57 Spies in Disguise (K) 1:00:01 Little Women (K) 1:01:08 2019 Retrospective (K) 1:02:13 Dolittle (K) 1:03:21 Gretel and Hansel (K) 1:04:30 Sonic (Nick) 1:05:36 Impractical Jokers (Aiyanna) 1:06:32 Onward (Aiyanna) 1:07:29 I Still Believe (Aiyanna) 1:08:30 Trolls World Tour (A) 1:09:31 TFW NO GF (K) 1:10:32 23 Hours to Kill (A) 1:11:38 Scoob (A) 1:12:37 Movie Hoppers First Year Retrospective (K) 1:13:38 Lovebirds (A) 1:14:54 Artemis fowl (A) 1:15:54 Da 5 Bloods (K) 1:16:56 King of Staten Island (A) 1:18:13 Irresistible (K) 1:19:14 My Spy (A) 1:20:24 Hamilton (A) 1:21:26 American Pickle (K) 1:22:27 Spree (K) 1:23:36 Unhinged (A) 1:24:46 Words on Bathroom Walls (A) 1:25:47 New Mutants (A) 1:26:49 David Copperfield (K) 1:27:50 Bill & Ted 3 (K) Tenet (A) 1:28:56 Mulan (Molethu) 1:29:57 Broken Hearts Gallery (Tccasanova) 1:31:03 Feels Good Man (K) 1:32:12 Break the Silence (A) 1:33:31 Infidel (A) 1:34:32 War with Grandpa (A) 01:35:41 Honest Thief (A) 1:36:41 Come Play (A) 1:37:43 Sponge on the Run (A) 1:38:43 Freaky (A) 1:39:44 Climb (A) 1:40:45 Vanguard (K) 1:41:47 Croods 2 (A) 1:42:53 Zappa (K) 1:43:54 Soul (Molethu) 1:44:59 WW84 (1:46:05) Outro 1:47:15
Aug 25, 2022
1 hr 47 min
The Father - Review
Spoiler-free until 11:00 In these troubling times, it is always nice to watch a depressing movie. The Father is a movie about a guy with dementia, from the point of view of the guy with dementia. That is a loaded concept, one with a lot of potential, but potential is a two way street. The potential to make something great comes with the potential to screw the pooch hard. I know I'm a bit late here and it's already been nominated for 16 bazillion Oscars, but what do those assholes know? Nothing! Is The Father an indie classic or is it's ambitious too lofty? Find out on this exciting episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!! Follow us on Twitter @MovieHoppers Starring: Anthony Hopkins Olivia Colman Mark Gatiss Imogen Poots Rufus Sewell Olivia Williams (Source: Wikipedia) Tags: The Father Movie, Father Movie, The Father 2020, Father 2020, The Father Oscars, The Father 2020 Review, Father 2020 Review, Father 2021, The Father 2021, Father 2021 Review, The Father 2021 Review, Father Oscars, The Father Rotten Tomatoes, Father Rotten Tomatoes
Mar 16, 2021
28 min
Chaos Walking - Review
SPOILER-FREE UNTIL 18:45 Hello, is your Chaos Walking? Well you better go catch it! This was the mentality of the filmmakers behind Chaos Walking, who somehow created a movie so unbelievably bad that not even Lionsgate would release it. Of course, it's been a long time since 2017 (the original slated release) and there were $15 million in reshoots, so I say completely discrediting the movie due to it's past may be unfair. Of course, it may be justified too, but it may also be unfair, I don't know, watch the episode. Will Chaos Walking make you walk away from theaters or walk back to them? Find out on this episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!!! Follow us on Twitter: @MovieHoppers Starring: Daisy Ridley Tom Holland Mads Mikkelsen Demián Bichir Cynthia Erivo Nick Jonas David Oyelowo (Source: Wikipedia) Tags: Chaos Walking, Chaos Walking Review, Chaos Walking 2021, Chaos Walking 2021 Review, Chaos Walking Rotten Tomatoes, Chaos Walking 2021 Rotten Tomatoes, Chaos Walking Movie, Chaos Walking Movie Review, Movie Review
Mar 9, 2021
38 min
Raya and the Last Dragon - Review (Feat. Molethu's Studios and Emme)
Spoiler-free until 23:33 The first big animated Disney movie since the pandemic is out! Raya and the Last Dragon is a movie about a girl named Raya trying to unite the world by collecting (arbitrary object) to create the (arbitrary object) to defeat the (arbitrary object)! Okay, maybe the story isn't the most original on the surface, but it's Disney, and it has amazing reviews so it can't possibly be anything less than spectacular right? Right? We'll see. Is Raya and the Last Dragon the last Disney movie you'll ever want to see or is it an instant classic like so many Disney movies before it? Find out on this action packed episode of....... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!! Support our awesome guests! Isaac's new review channel, Molethu Reviews Follow Emme Oliver on her Pinterest, @emmeoliver Check out Emme's website Follow Emme on Instagram, @weirdwriter Watch Emme's review channel, Emme Oliver And as always, follow us on Twitter @MovieHoppers Starring: Kelly Marie Tran Awkwafina Izaac Wang Gemma Chan Daniel Dae Kim Benedict Wong Sandra Oh Thalia Tran Lucille Soong Alan Tudyk (Source: Wikipedia) Tags: Raya, Raya Review, Raya and the Last Dragon, Raya and the Last Dragon Review, Raya and the Last Dragon Disney Plus, Raya Disney Plus, Raya Disney Plus Review, Raya Rotten Tomatoes, Raya and the Last Dragon Rotten Tomatoes
Mar 7, 2021
1 hr
Tom and Jerry - Review (Feat. Molethu's Studios)
SPOILER FREE UNTIL 20:08 Tom and Jerry are back on the big screen for the first time since 1992, and now, they're in CG! There's a lot in that sentence that may strike fear into the hearts of Tom and Jerry fans. Firstly, the 1992 movie was... iffy... to say the least, and cartoons getting the CG treatment usually ends in a dumpster fire. But here at The Movie Hoppers, we know no bias. Sure everything is stacked against the old cat and mouse, and the chances of it being acceptable is slim to none, but you know, there's a chance. Is Tom and Jerry just a meaningless cat and mouse game, or does it break the CG animated curse? Find out on this exciting episode of..... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!! Check out Molethu's Studios! Follow us @MovieHoppers Starring:  Chloë Grace Moretz Michael Peña Colin Jost Rob Delaney Ken Jeong (Source: Wikipedia) Tags: Tom and Jerry, Tom and Jerry Movie, Tom and Jerry Movie 2021, Tom and Jerry 2021, Tom and Jerry Review, Tom and Jerry 2021 Review, Tom and Jerry Movie Review Tom and Jerry Movie 2021 Review, Tom and Jerry HBO Max, Tom and Jerry HBO Max Review, Tom and Jerry Rotten Tomatoes, Tom and Jerry 2021 Rotten Tomatoes
Feb 27, 2021
43 min
Judas and the Black Messiah - Review
SPOILER FREE UNTIL 21:02 Black history months calls for black history films, and that is exactly what Judas and the Black Messiah sets out to be! A biopic about the leader of the Illinois chapter of the Black Panther Party, Judas has been an award show sweetheart and is being called the best movie of the year. That being said, you can't always trust critics, but that's why there's The Movie Hoppers! We aren't critics, we're cooler than that, we're cool-ics! Trust me! Anyway, to be fair, everything is going for Judas it has an excellent cast, an interesting story, and a good title (you don't get that much). Is Judas and the Black Messiah the sum of its parts or does it fail to take a stand? Find out on this exciting episode of........ THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!! Follow us on Twitter! @MovieHoppers Starring: Daniel Kaluuya Lakeith Stanfield Jesse Plemons Dominique Fishback Ashton Sanders Darrell Britt-Gibson Lil Rel Howery Algee Smith Martin Sheen (Source: Wikipedia) Tags: Judas and the Black Messiah, Judus and the Black Messiah, Judas movie, Black Panther, Black Panthers, Black Panther movie, Black Panthers movie, Lakeith Stanfield Movie, Black Panther 2021, Judas and the Black Messiah 2021, Judas and the Black Messiah Movie, Judas and the Black Messiah Review, Judas Review, Judas and the Black Messiah Rotten Tomatoes
Feb 14, 2021
40 min
The Little Things - Review
SPOILER-FREE UNTIL 17:24 The Little Things (sadly not based on the hit Good Charlotte single of the same name) is a crime drama that tries to set itself apart by having a lot of people you've heard of. What could possibly go wrong? The plot is simple, the good guys try to catch the bad guy, antics ensue. Of course this run-off the mill setup doesn't make this movie bad right off the bat, but it's not a good sign. That's why you have your friendly neighborhood Movie Hoppers! Is The Little Things a big deal or is it not even worth the HBO Max subscription? Find out on this mysterious episode of........ THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!! Follow us on Twitter! @MovieHoppers Starring Denzel Washington Rami Malek Jared Leto Natalie Morales (Source: Wikipedia) Tags: Little Things Movie, The Little Things Movie, Little Things HBO Max, The Little Things HBO Max, Little Things Review, The Little Things Review, Little Things Rotten Tomatoes, The Little Things Rotten Tomatoes
Feb 1, 2021
36 min
The Movie Hoppers 100th Episode Special! (Feat. Nick, tccasanova Gaming, Molethu's Studios, Emme, Lilly and Alex C.)
We are going back and doing 1 min. mini re-reviews of every movie we have seen over these 99 episodes! For each movie, there'll be 30 secs. for me to talk, and 30 secs. for the guest to talk. In those 30 secs. we reevaluate how we feel about the movie, and how it's held up. Note that none of these reviews are spoiler-free, so if there's a movie on here that you haven't seen yet and you want to see it, I would suggest skipping ahead a minute and 10 seconds. So, is The Movie Hoppers is still going strong at 100 or if they should just shrivel up and die? Find out on this nearly 2 hour episode of...... THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!! Follow us! @MovieHoppers Timestamps: Intro 0:00 John Wick 3 (K) 0:52 Booksmart (K) 1:56 Brightburn (K) 3:04 Aladdin (K) 4:18 Ma (K) 5:29 Dark Phoenix (tccasanova) 6:34 Secret Life of Pets 2 (K) 7:37 Men in Black International (K) 8:42 Dead Don't Die (K) 9:49 Shaft (K) 10:53 Late Night (Nick) 11:59 Toy Story 4 (K) 13:01 Child's Play  (Lilly) 14:13 Annabelle Comes Home (K) 15:18 Yesterday (Alex C.) 16:23 Spider-Man Far From Home (K) 17:27 Crawl (K) 18:32 Midsommar (Nick) 19:36 Queen's Corgi (K) 20:42 Stuber (K) 21:50 Lion King (Lilly) 22:57 Once Upon a Time In Hollywood (K) 24:02 Hobbs & Shaw (K) 25:07 Dora (Nick) 26:12 Scary Stories (K) 27:12 Good Boys (Nick) 28:17 Ready or Not (N) 29:23 Peanut Butter Falcon (K) 30:26 Angel Has Fallen (K) 31:31 Blinded by the Light (K) 32:34 The Fanatic (K) 33:42 It 2 (K) 34:45 K-12 (K) 35:51 Hustlers (K) 36:57 Downton Abbey (K) 38:06 Ad Astra (Nick) 39:14 Judy (K) 40:20 Joker (K) 41:28 Gemini Man (K) 42:34 Zombieland 2 (Alex C.) 43:40 Lighthouse (K) 44:48 Harriet (K) 45:52 Midway (K) 47:01 JoJo Rabbit (N) 48:06 Charlie's Angels (K) 49:10 Frozen 2 (K) 50:14 Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (K) 51:18 No Safe Spaces (N) 52:24 Intermission 53:32 Playmobil Movie (K) 54:32 Jumanji Next Level (K) 55:38 Star Wars Rise of Skywalker (K) 56:50 Bombshell (Emme) 57:54 Cats (Emme) 58:57 Spies in Disguise (K) 1:00:01 Little Women (K) 1:01:08 2019 Retrospective (K) 1:02:13 Dolittle (K) 1:03:21 Gretel and Hansel (K) 1:04:30 Sonic (Nick) 1:05:36 Impractical Jokers (Aiyanna) 1:06:32 Onward (Aiyanna) 1:07:29 I Still Believe (Aiyanna) 1:08:30 Trolls World Tour (A) 1:09:31 TFW NO GF (K) 1:10:32 Seinfeld 23 Hours to Kill (A) 1:11:38 Scoob (A) 1:12:37 Movie Hoppers First Year Retrospective (K) 1:13:38 Lovebirds (A) 1:14:54 Artemis fowl (A) 1:15:54 Da 5 Bloods (K) 1:16:56 King of Staten Island (A) 1:18:13 Irresistible (K) 1:19:14 My Spy (A) 1:20:24 Hamilton (A) 1:21:26 American Pickle (K) 1:22:27 Spree (K) 1:23:36 Unhinged (A) 1:24:46 Words on Bathroom Walls (A) 1:25:47 New Mutants (A) 1:26:49 David Copperfield (K) 1:27:50 Bill & Ted Face The Music (K) 1:28:56 Tenet (A) 1:30:02 Mulan (Molethu) 1:31:03 Broken Hearts Gallery (Tccasanova) 1:32:09 Feels Good Man (K) 1:33:18 Break the Silence (A) 1:34:37 Infidel (A) 1:35:38 War with Grandpa (A) 01:36:47 Honest Thief (A) 1:37:47 Borat 2 (K) 1:38:49 Come Play (A) 1:39:55 Sponge on the Run (A) 1:40:55 Freaky (A) 1:41:56 The Climb (A) 1:42:57 Vanguard (K) 1:43:59 Croods 2 (A) 1:45:05 Zappa (K) 1:46:06 Soul (Molethu) 1:47:11 WW84 (K) 1:48:17 Outro 1:49:27
Jan 29, 2021
1 hr 49 min
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Jan 7, 2021
35 sec
Wonder Woman 1984 - Review
SPOILER FREE UNTIL 21:32 Warner Brothers decided to skip Wonder Woman 2-1983 and go right to Wonder Woman 1984. That doesn't scare The Movie Hoppers though, no sir. WW84 is a case of a movie that started out with critical praise across the board only for the rating to drop like a rock the moment the review embargo lifted. Couple that with bad word of mouth and we should have a guaranteed stinker on our hands, which is exactly why you should watch this review before paying for an HBO Max subscription or wasting valuable bandwidth pirating this 2 1/2 hour movie. I usually say something about the plot here, but it's complicated so you're just going to have to watch the episode I guess. Is Wonder Woman 1984 an instant classic or is the word on the street true? Find out on this wonderful episode of........ THE MOVIE HOPPERS!!!!!! Hello our wonderful viewers! Do you want a Movie Hoppers shirt? Text @hopshirt to 81010 to find out more! Starring: Gal Gadot Chris Pine Kristen Wiig Pedro Pascal Robin Wright Connie Nielsen Tags: WW84, Wonder Woman 1984, Wonder Woman 1985, Wonder Woman 1984 Review, Wonder Woman 1985 Review, WW84 Review, Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman 2020, Wonder Woman Review, Wonder Woman 2020 Review, Wonder Woman 1984 Rotten Tomatoes, WW84 Rotten Tomatoes, Movie Hoppers, The Movie Hoppers
Dec 29, 2020
44 min
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