Warning: Explicit Language and Adult Themes.

"Do you want to know how to get ahead in life? 

Do you want to 'Advance'?

Of course you do you're a loser listening to me hoping for a miracle!

Well guess what? I'm the miracle worker! I have all the answers!

No exaggeration I'm basically your Messiah.

But I'm not your Messiah!"

The Motivation Man