Hold on tight spider monkey… this week (and next) we are giving you the Twilight synopsis that you didn’t ask for. Tune in as we go through the movie and give you our hot take on this flaming pile of crap that for some reason we watch and talk about pretty often. Should Bella have been played by a cardboard cut out? On a scale of 1 to Edward, how creepy is Edward? Why is all the acting so forced and awkward? All your important questions answered and more! 

Here’s the transcription for this episode: https://mostlyawkwardpod.com/blog/twilight-part-1.