; sound troubles before that!!!! (You’ll only miss points #1-3..which I re-recorded in another episode [attached]) HERE ARE THE 16 REASONS DISCUSSED: 1) POVERTY LEVEL WAGES (SIGN UP FOR FOODSTAMPS IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU WILL QUALIFY THEM) 2) Your bosses are all LIFELONG criminals, they WILL F You over ROYALLY 3) You will be worked TO THE BONE. 4) You WON’T be appreciated 5) You won’t move up 6) You won’t get a raise; don’t work hard, there is NO meritocracy in Cannabis 7) Most of your co-workers will be shitty workers (young, privileged stoners are not the best to count on) 8) You’ll watch (as will management) “the lifers” turn into work/day drinkers 9) Your bosses will be stupid cringe, grandiose 10) You’re NOT going to learn anything! Can you use scissors? DONE. 11) Youll quickly learn the $$$ is in budtending 12) You’ll be SHOCKED at the growing process 13) You’ll do IRREVERSIBLE damage to your ENTIRE body (hands, lungs, back, arms, EYES) 14) there’s only a 50/50 chance you’ll be able to PHYSICALLY BE AROUND THE PLANT. the 15) Youll be judged after work, by doctors, strangers at the store, etc. 16) They want you OUT BY YOUR 25th birthday! NO OLDIES ALLOWED!! WORDS DIRECTLY FROM OUR (TIPSY) H.R. agent at the company Christmas Party....straight up: Don’t get into Cannabis! Don’t be a Cannabis farmer! Do NOT get a job in Cannabis!! Do not smoke bad weed! Do not support slave drivers! DO NOT SUPPORT EVIL! Do not smoke MOLD! Do NOT SMOKE Bugs!!! DO NOT SMOKE PESTICIDES, INSECTICIDES, HERBICIDES, ETC.!!!