In which Sarah, RJ and Dave interpret the signs, buy too much stuff and visit a cancer ward. Also, Sarah wonders what Mother Mary is thinking right now. Articles discussed include:

• "I Am the Universe, and Humans Are Correctly Interpreting My Signs" by Ginny Hogan via McSweeney's
• "We Are All Accumulating Mountains of Things" by Alana Semuels via The Atlantic
• "The Cure For Racism Is Cancer" by Tony Hoagland via The Phoenix Sun

[Apologies for the fidelity of Dave's voice on this one - the tech demons really did their worst (but should be exorcised next episode)]