The Media Virus crew returns for the B Block to settle a brutal truth: Your cat doesn't love you. According to scientists, cats don't view us as owners—they view us as unpaid staff. Matty, Mike, and Colin debate whether a horse-sized cat would eat you, and why dogs are politicians while cats are emotionally European. Plus, in a brand new edition of "Paw & Disorder: Special Parents Unit," we dissect a viral story of a kid at a dog park taking "identifying as a dog" way too far, and the parents who cheered it on. 🔗 Keep up with the outbreak: https://themediavirus.com/#Cats #CatBehavior #PawAndDisorder #ViralStories #ComedyPodcast #PetOwnerHumor #FunnyDebates🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736#TheMediaVirusPodcast #TMVP #Episode294 #TheHorizonOfChaos #ComedyPodcast #Satire #DarkHumor #NewsComedy #FloridaMan #SpaceMirror #Ryanair #FakeNurse #Looksmaxxing #Cats #DogsVsCats #FakeCommercials #RentAConspiracy #ThoughtsAndPrayers #ClownWorld #NewsOfTheWeird #PodcastLife #YouTube #SpotifyPodcasts #CurrentEvents #PointAndLaugh