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Episode #582 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = Waiting.
 
Television Talk = Star Trek: The Next Generation (Encounter at Farpoint)
 
Game Gabbin' = Steam Clean: Arid, Til Nord, Sunset Overdrive and Should I get Skyward Sword?
 
Internet Intercourse = Kruggsmash: Redvault (The Long Night Mod by The Mod Smith), G4 Livestreams and Alannah Pierce talking about the Blizzard Lawsuit.

583 - The Defemition of the Titular Octopus

Episodes 1-299 = Recorded in my car while driving to and from work and each episode was a different theme. (Movie Monday, TV Tuesday, Book Bwendsday, Thur-Videogames-Day and Fri-Internet Day)

Episodes 300-599 = Recorded at home while not driving and each episode had 1-5 segments. (Movie Monologue, Television Talk, Book Banter, Game Gabbin’ and Internet Intercourse)

Episodes 600+ = ???