Hello! 

 I laughed, I cried, I sharted. Episode #503 Segmented Thusly:

 

Movie Monologue = John Wick and Errementari.

 

Television Talk = BoJack Horseman (Season 1-5) and Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling.

 

Game Gabbin' = Storm King's Thunder Session #6 Recap: Gum-Gum the Galloping Gourmet.

 

Internet Intercourse = Good One: Gilbert Gottfried's The Aristocrats, Bruce Greene: Drunk Man of Medan! (w/Bones and Autumn), Three Questions with Andy Richter with guest Scott Thompson and Andrea Rene's Final Episode of Kinda Funny Games Daily.