We're baaaaaack! Your favorite porncasters are back in the building this week with the filth, flarn, and filth that you've been missing. It's May, which means that it's a lot going on. Mother's Day is coming up and we would like to send love and respect to all of the mothers around the world. But, it's The Laptop Chronicles so we definitely have to shoutout all of the MILFS! We talk about the incomparable Alura Jenson who is the quintessential MILF in the adult entertainment world. May is also National Masturbation Month! From, flicking the bean to punching the one-eyed porn, masturbation has many different names but is great for the mind, body, and soul. So make sure to tune and enjoy the show!