Ellie, Milly and Meg go back to the Imaginary Eighties, where everyone is a power suited capitalist monster.- A mathematical description of a tailors ham- What are the washing instructions on a PVC blazer?- When did fashion start repeating itself? We investigate- Acid house: the genre that apparently isn’t allowed to be described- It’s always gussets with us- A lengthy digression about the London Boys which was originally EVEN LONGER- How much fabric are they allowed to buy?