On your marks, get set, go! The maiden voyage of The Ka-Chat has begun. You are legally obligated to break a bottle of champagne on your listening device. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Anyway, in this episode, John and Lucas, appropriately enough, talk about beginnings. Inappropriately enough, John says the phrase "Car J***" at least, like, 4 times. So uh... Sorry about that, I guess. Please listen to it anyway.