Jonathan explains why this episode is technically still daily content—because editing is a pain and Cody Akins is a godsend.Ayla tries (and fails) a Boston accent, which Jonathan says sounds more like JLo from Queens.Ayla shares stories about her Southern coworker and how Boston people “just keep talking.” Jonathan tries to paddle back from calling her pushy.Jonathan recalls getting recognized in a Walmart... by someone he blocked from the text line six years ago. Spoiler: It wasn’t a friendly reunion.Jonathan and Ayla analyze a viral video of a man screaming at a Popeyes employee for complimenting his wife. Is it gallant, unhinged, or both?The hypothetical woman-flirting-with-your-husband scenario spirals out of control—with chicken-based innuendo and all.An unhinged but deeply logical conclusion: dogs would abandon mating for fried chicken. The future of pet birth control?Ayla and Jonathan are baffled by Santa Fe being ranked the top city in the U.S. and dive into conspiracy mode about the travel industry.Jonathan explains why he didn’t shower before work: Finn was taking a bath, and he didn’t want to ask Katie to stop it... so he powdered his head instead.Ayla mishears “baby powder” and things take a very weird turn involving boofing, colon cancer, and Supreme Court confirmation hearings.Ayla says falling off a cliff is the worst way to go. Jonathan one-ups her with “scaphism,” which is somehow worse than it sounds.They wrap up with a weirdly thoughtful reflection on how public executions were once family entertainment. You know, light stuff.Ayla compares Squid Game to real life. Jonathan admits he wouldn’t even play—because he knows he’d die in round one.Support The Jonathan Wier Show