This week, Mike and Matt sit down to discuss some of the most important things in their lives: 

WHY do people leave their wallets in their cars when they go shopping, and HOW do we spice up the retail shopping experience?

Who would win a bobsled race between a penguin and a sea turtle?

Why are there SO many people offended by photos of trains on Reddit???

Tune in to find out. 

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