Here at TIOTT, we all love Christmas! It's cozy, there's the Santa Ana winds causing a massive surge in chapstick sales, California remains on fire, idk just something about this time of the year really lifts my spirits, you know? But, make sure you're a good lad this year because we think Santa may have a new idea instead of leaving coal for people... oh and don't worry - Caleb's curb appeal is going to make you wish you were his neighbor. I think? I'm not sure. Email us with your issue ideas and topics at [email protected], follow us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable, and venmo James pizza money.