We're so tired of movies being deprived of their full potential. There's so many movies that deserve to be musicals. While we discuss what should be a musical, why not cook up some popcorn using your finest home grown baby oil? This week we're talking about the origin of oil, what would do better as a musical, your butt and vitamin D, and what happens when your shower is fresh out of stock.  Email us with you issues at [email protected] and follow us on Instagram @theissuesonthetable .