It’s a new week in the past, and we’re a bit aggy about it in every tense. The good news? We found some answers to many of our questions with The 17 Rules of Love Island AND Wolfman still has nards. There’s a kissing contest, a rock in an avocado, and egotistic polar bears, all leading up to a villa pop-off. Whisper into the microphone with us, dear hearts.