With Doctor Arturo Bellerophon and Mother Bellerophon filling in for J., who is away in the Himalayas, answering machines are discussed, and Stanislaw offers for everyone to hear the outgoing message on the answering machine that he still uses, while the Bellerophons play old answering machine recordings that are, in more than one way, bad. This episode features commercials for Fuzzy Touch Massage Parlor and Sandman Shaving.