Wherein we discuss our 8th anniversary, the Nintendo Switch, Splatoon 2, Mother 3, Half-Life 3, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, New Super Mario Bros. U, Super Mario Odyssey, crazy Mario/Wario theories, Metroid, Fire Emblem Warriors, Arms, Has-Been Heroes, Ultra Street Fighter II, the Switch Joycon controllers, Switch pre-orders, candy lunches, Geekbox demographics, and gaming-related injuries. Starring Ryan Scott, with special guests Alea Garbagnati, April Gibson, and Chris Noyes.