Wherein we discuss futbol, E3 2012, the Wii U, New Super Mario Bros. U, NintendoLand, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2, Ubisoft's press conference emcees, E3 demo politics, E3 booth babes hanging all over Adam's cows, Watch Dogs, Xbox SmartGlass, the PlayStation Vita, EA's press conference, possible E3 venue changes for 2013, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Tokyo Jungle, Tomb Raider, bathroom shenanigans with Master Chief, and Project Happiness. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.