The GameCola Podcast

Excited about videogames? Too bad! On this month's episode of The GameCola Podcast, John Rizzi, Joseph Martin, Blu Ryder, James Pelster, and Alex Jedraszczak all tell you why each and every videogame you want to play will be terrible. These subjects are included but not limited to: - Why Metroid Prime 4: Beyond will be terrible - Why Mario & Luigi: Brothership will be terrible - Why Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake will be terrible - Why The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom will be terrible - Why Marvel Rivals won't be terrible (sorry Blu) - Why every game Jeddy plays first is terrible - Why Make a Good Mega Man Level 3 isn't terrible (Jeddy hasn't played it yet) [Podcast Intro/Outro "5 is Average" by Meteo Xavier]

By popular demand, it's the Gay-meCola podcast! Join Joseph Martin, Anna Bryniarski, Blu Ryder, and Leaf as they discuss all things gay in videogames! This includes such prideful topics as: - How The Sims is gay - How Paper Mario is gay - How various other Mario characters are gay - What the HECK is going on with Peachette???? - How Mega Man is gay - What if Zelda was a Girl? - How Palia is gay - How Marvel Rivals is gay - How The Sims is gay, for a second time [Podcast Intro/Outro “5 is Average” by Meteo Xavier]

GameCola enters the city of dreams! Join Joseph Martin, James Pelster, Blu Ryder, and John Rizzi as they explore all the videogame world has to offer neatly combined into one megaopolis by some sort of multiple timeline shinanigans. Reality breaking, mixing and mashing topics include: - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga is an interesting throwback to the early years of Mario RPGs - Why are almost all RPGs two different videogames? - How games combine genre different from movies - The new Fallout show is another W for the videogames -> film pipeline of the modern era - Various possible videogame adaptations and what could succeed and fail - How plausible is Nueva San Nuevo Fran Mumbattokyork? - Are DVDs videogames? - Finals and Fantasies [Podcast Intro/Outro “5 is Average” by Meteo Xavier]

That’s right everyone. The J-Cast is BACK! And this time John Rizzi is taking the reins to talk about whatever he can. With no interruptions or setbacks whatsoever. Especially not by our very own Blu Ryder. Listen to a wide variety of filler topics such as… - Pizza - Secret Wars - More Pizza - Doctor Doom Character Study - Deep Dish Pizza - Spider-Man saving the multiverse with a hamburger - Max Payne 3 having the best looking Pizza in a video game [Podcast Intro/Outro “5 is Average” by Meteo Xavier] "Pizza Time" theme from Spider-Man 2 (the videogame)

Greetings, carbon-based lifeforms! The Space Quest Adventurecast has reached its exciting conclusion, but we hope you've enjoyed it! In this episode you'll be treated to: - Droole trying desperately to befriend a water buffalo - The crew eliminating the remaining Sequel Policeman in spectacular fashion - Roger and Cliffy abusing the ability to "save" and "load" the game - Significant amounts of death ...and then they finish the adventure, or something! Music from spacequest.net, and The Space Quest Historian.

This episode of the GameCola Podcast is up to you! Select any one of our fabulous hosts as your companion, Joseph Martin, Blu Ryder, John Rizzi, or James Pelster. Then, turn to the page with your favorite topic! - Joe had a 12.5% beverage and no plan - The gang learns to decide their own paths in life - We could get so much great stuff if we could just get a good Mega Man show/movie - The gang's best attempt at a Mega Man movie script - The death of Maria is Sonic the Hedgehog's only Canon Event - Videogames we have been playing in recent times - Wait we almost forgot! Pokémon Legends: Z(ed)-A! [Podcast Intro/Outro “5 is Average” by Meteo Xavier] Pokémon from Pokemon.com Mega Man from Wikipedia.net All other images from GameCola.net

Hey, Pals! It's time for GameCola to wade into the latest Gaming Controversy and settle things once and for all! Note: Things will most likely continue to be unsettled indefinitely. Join Joseph Martin, Alex Jedraszczak, James Pelster, and Blu Ryder as they cement their palship by discussing such topics as: - Man, folks are really worked up about this Palword game, huh? - Will lawsuits fly or will the controversy die? - Pokémon Gen 10 is going to reignite the flames of passion for sure - A fan requests we discuss the prevalence of Remake+ videogames - The wacky world of Sonic Adventure hacking - Legacy game engines are becoming a problem - Jeddy's back on his Picross grind - What times have we been recent in playing videogames? [Podcast Intro/Outro "5 is Average" by Meteo Xavier] Pals from palworld.fandom.com Pokémon from Bulbapedia and Serebii

We're back, spacefarers, with another zany episode of the Space Quest Adventurecast! The journey continues as the crew of the debris field formerly known as the S.C.S. Goliath (and S.C.S. Eureka) search the strange and wacky halls of this strange water-based... museum? Aquarium? Research facility? Whatever the heck it is, the crew certainly isn't going to leave the place unscathed before they find their way out. In this action-packed installment, you'll witness: - Insights into Cliffy's television preferences - The crew instilling fear and confusion into the cores of the various maintenance robots - A tactical use for shaken-up soda - Roger poking a tentacle with a stick, and the predictable consequences ...and much more! Music from spacequest.net, and The Space Quest Historian.

Everyone always says "It's-a Mario Time!", but when exactly is that? In order to solve this conundrum as well as many other temporal challenges throughout videogames, we gathered Joseph Martin, Blu Ryder, James Pelster, Dan the Leaf, Anna Bryniarski, and Alex Jedraszczak to discuss this and many other topics including: - What is the Canonical Mario Timeline? - What is the Canonical Mega Man Timeline? - What is the Canonical The Sims Timeline? - What is the Canonical Yu-Gi-Oh! Timeline? - What videogames have we been lining in recent times? [Podcast Intro/Outro "5 is Average" by Meteo Xavier] Thumbnail art based on various images uploaded to the Super Mario Wiki

What's this?! A new GameCola RPGcast? Nay, I say! This...is something a bit different. Join me, James Pelster, as the narrator, and fellow GameCola staff, alumni, and superfans as the player characters: John Rizzi as Roger Wilco, Nathaniel Hoover as Beatrice Wankmeister, Leaf as Rumproast Droole, Alex Jedraszczak as Flo, Blu Ryder as W-D40, and Joseph Martin as Cliffy, as they participate in the most open-ended and nonsensical GameCola odyssey to date! In this part, you can expect to witness: - James getting small Space Quest lore details wrong and it bothers Nathaniel - A robot failing at basic math - Beatrice apologizing with peanuts - Cliffy being the victim of a whoopee cushion prank - The party deliberating for several minutes over buying refreshments ...and much more! Music from spacequest.net.