Our month-long Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle series continues with an episode about characters featuring Tom and Rachael Kolar. After a discussion of which turtles we are and which turtles we’d like to be in an RPG, we hash out the point (if any) of cartoon Michelangelo, why April isn’t as cool as Lois Lane, Shredder’s place among the top cartoon villains, and the egregious Poochiness of Carter. Plus: We solve the Mystery of Family. Check out the episode here!