Sorry for the sound quality. The MLB season starts yesterday... which is today for Elan... but don't get caught up in the timing details. An April fools joke gone wrong. Another deadly gender reveal party. Judge halts the sale of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes. Diving into Joe Biden's infrastructure cash grab. An ad from Joe Biden. The Biden Admin announces a contest to design a better mask. Obama is too much of an oppressor to have a school named after him. We look at the day's April fools jokes that didn't involve shootings.

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