Welcome to The DORK Side, where the Department of Random Knowledge isn’t accredited by Harvard, Yale, or even your local community college—but we promise you’ll learn more here than you did in half your high school classes. Today’s topic: the intentional dumbing down of America. Not accidental. Not “oops, little Johnny can’t do fractions.” No, this is strategic. The government has turned education into the world’s most expensive daycare system, where students graduate not with critical thinking skills, but with an advanced PhD in TikTok scrolling.

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