Tom returns from his absence with COVID and is joined by the co-host of Phew!, Elizabeth Whitworth. We spend the whole show talking about our lives, Will Smith smacking Chris Rock at The Oscars, and a small F1 recap. No current affairs this week because let's have some fun. KEEP MY SHOW'S NAME IN YOUR F-ING MOUTH.

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