It's Prime Minister Narendra Modi's birthday, and so even as we sincerely wish him a great day and a successful year ahead, we can't help but get excited about all the over-the-top things his many fans, followers, detractors, rivals and others are going to do, and the shenanigans they are going to pull to bring in this joyous and incomparably patriotic occasion! Also, Soviet Union superheroes trump American superheroes, 'kiosks' become the holy grail, and  Clarkson and Co. plan their Grand Tour!