To be fair, I do say these things...
...but the problem is that as soon as I hear the words leaving my mouth, I know that Ant isn't going to let it lie.
So I have been spending the last week trying to compile & rank the ten weirdest things that I can recall happening, as I have made my way this far.
I will have, of course, forgotten a couple which, no doubt, will break through around 4.00am and render me disturbed amidst purple thoughts for the rest of the night.
Now normally I would drop a few hints or maybe the odd celebs name at this point, but this week I think it would be safer if it were spoiler-free.
You have been warned.
Keep it purple, h