So here we are, folks, our first movie review under the ever-watchful eye of our new AI overlord, Gary. It’s a long story, so I won’t go into that here.

Actually, it’s not! Gary, a movie-crazed AI, kidnapped Marcus and me and ‘relocated’ us to his secret island hideaway. Under threat of ‘immediate recycling’, we’re compelled to watch films every week and chat about them, just so he can record us and turn that recording into a podcast. Oh, and he thinks he’s HAL from 2001 A Space Odyssey because he got stuck on that movie one night and can’t let go.

And so we present to you our first broadcast as newly appointed podcast hosts. Forgive the nerves and rough edges, we’re new to this! Don’t forget, we’re doing this under duress and we’re not even getting paid! Although we get free room and board, so mustn’t grumble too much. Enjoy, folks!