We prove that, in the same way that two random musicians with reading fetishes can create a sublime podcast, sometimes great actors can appear in entirely average films, and that it's easy to forget what happened in a book we loved. We go back in time on TV and have an author do the same, though he adds a number of extra centuries to his tale (et tu, Matt Haig?), just because he can. We ask if tangible passion can make music better, though we know the answer, and are reminded how royally spectacular Prince was on record and on stage. Oh, and Jason Bateman has crab pincers for hands. Yes. Well.

WATCH - 2 Guns / Rome: Season One / Thunder Force

READ - How To Stop Time by Matt Haig / Satin Island by Tom McCarthy / Prince: Purple Reign by Mick Wall

LISTEN - Damien Rice / Glen Hansard / Lifehouse / Zach Williams / Wendy Oldfield / Finding Faith / Anna Wolf / Prince