Johnny and Andrew welcome the hysterical Susan Rice to the show! Susan is one of the funniest comedians in the world and a fellow Portlander. She needs backup on never returning anything and not understanding people who still clip coupons. Susan shares some of her experiences from over 30 years in stand-up and gives an important PSA on batteries.  Johnny and Andrew are both wearing hats! Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes.