The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour
Follow our bumbling Anti-Hero and his Super Team in our original parody in the form of an Audio Comic Book. Current event scenarios and vulgar humor join together in over twenty-five issues.
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour All Girl Spectacular!
THE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT ADVENTURE HOUR ALL GIRL SPECTACULAR   “LIVE FEM OR FEM HARD!”   IN THIS ISSUE: Move over ‘beef-cake’ cuz here come the ladies! Oh no, all the male super-action heroes have disappeared from the SKAGG CITY COMIC CON. Now it’s up to W.E.I.R.D. SPECIAL AGENT LARA LARDMAN to save the day. After chauvinistic acting mayor JEFF WELLS dismisses Lardman, the young agent forms a small team of super heroines to figure out the problem. This powerhouse group consists of sorceress supreme ALACASSANDRA ZACETTI, fire starter MISSY MCREEDY, her ice-wielding sister SISSY MCREEDY and new botany professor slash foliage manipulator GRANOLA BIRKINSTOCK. Also joining this motley crew is speedster SWIFT-ETTE WINDTHROP who has recently had a spell induced gender transformation. Throw in billionaire RONALD GRUMP and his “state-of –the-art” titanium armored warrior, THE MEXI-CANT and a visit by drug cartel lord EL ZAPATO and you have one heavily ‘GIRL POWERED’ spectacular. Get your COMIC CON PASS READY!   THIS ISSUE WAS:   WRITTEN BY MAC WELCH   ILLUSTRATED BY TONY PERRY EMILY O'CONNOR    INKED BY SEVANS MARTINEZ DANIELLE HERNANDEZ   COLORED BY DANA MORGAN SAMANTHA BERGES AMY HUGHEY   LETTERED BY JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ ALI SATTAR MIKE HORTON   EDITED BY MIKE HULL   PUBLISHED BY BRENDA WELCH   THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording   AND ENGINEERED BY STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!
Oct 7, 2015
1 hr 9 min
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #27
ISSUE #27:   "THE GIGGLER'S RETURN OF THE REBOOT"   PART6: "Seasons over, bitches!"   THE VOLUME ONE FINALE IS FINALLY HERE!!! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT is back to his miserable cranky self! THE TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS N’ SHIT has been transformed into a gigantic TRANSFORMA-TORTURE BOT heading to destroy SKAGG CITY! EUGENE CYMBORGAWITZ has gone machine bonkers! SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN has a big secret! Can the Captain rally his teenage super gang into the “ALL NEW Z-MORTALS”? You bet he can! A season’s worth of whacky shenanigans explode in the final part of our first VOLUME. Don’t miss a moment!   THIS ISSUE WAS:   WRITTEN BY MAC WELCH   ILLUSTRATED BY TONY PERRY   INKED BY EMILY O'CONNOR MIKE HORTON   COLORED BY DANIELLE HERNANDEZ SAMANTHA BERGES RJ BATLLE JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ   LETTERED BY DANA MORGAN ZACK HELD JASON BAILEY KEVIN VOSS     EDITED BY MIKE HULL   PUBLISHED BY BRENDA WELCH   THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording   AND ENGINEERED BY STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!
Sep 30, 2015
30 min
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #26
ISSUE #26 "THE GIGGLER'S RETURN OF THE REBOOT"   PART 5: "It's all Townhouse's fault!"   NO MORE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT? THE CLOWN PRINCE OF PERVERTS has erased the Captain's origin turning him into a pathetic shell of the man he once was. With no knowledge of his past adventures, Francis the "Meter Maid" has grown accustomed to his depressing life. Enter RICK FEROCIOUS, Earth Five's answer to MICK FIERCE! Can this "SUPER-SPY" from another universe help the Captain become a super-action hero again? Or will his interference only make things worse?   You don't want to miss the exciting penultimate chapter of the VOLUME ONE finale.   THIS ISSUE WAS:   WRITTEN BY MAC WELCH   ILLUSTRATED BY TONY PERRY   INKED BY EMILY O'CONNOR ALI SATTAR   COLORED BY ZACK HELD MIKE HORTON   LETTERED BY SAMANTHA BERGES RJ BATLLE   EDITED BY MIKE HULL   PUBLISHED BY BRENDA WELCH   THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording   AND ENGINEERED BY STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!
Sep 23, 2015
22 min
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #25
IN THIS ISSUE:  “THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!” Part 4: “The Origin of Captain Punishment” Finally the long awaited ORIGIN OF CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT as told by the infamous GIGGLER. How did Sergeant Francis Townhouse of the SKAGG CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT become the hero we know and love? What happened to his beloved wife SUZIE TOWNHOUSE and their ‘anomaly’ son BASTY? Who are VINNY 'THE GREASE' BARBARINO and DARTBOARD and how do they fit in? What does BIG BUDDHA DADDY’S ALL MALE STRIP CLUB have to do with anything? Get caught up in a multiple universe of scenarios with the fourth installment of our VOLUME ONE finale.    WRITTEN BYMAC WELCH ILLUSTRATED BYTONY PERRY INKED BYEMILY O'CONNORALI SATTAR  COLORED BYZACK HELDDANA MORGANMIKE HORTON LETTERED BYJEREMIAH JURKIEWICZJASON BAILEYKEVIN VOSS EDITED BYMIKE HULL PUBLISHED BYBRENDA WELCH THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED ATPLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYChttp://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording AND ENGINEERED BYSTEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!
Sep 16, 2015
26 min
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #24
IN THIS ISSUE:   THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!   PART #3: “Watch those hands Mister!”   THE GIGGLER has gone to great lengths to bring CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT back into the limelight. But now that his goal has been accomplished what's next? Still held captive by his nemesis The Captain is forced to watch the clown prince of pervert's all-out assault on his school.  With SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN overwhelmed, the madman's plot grows to include several of the Captain’s favorite students. LICKETY-SPLIT, COMBUSTIBLE, EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ and the MC'CREEDY SISTERS are about to learn a horrifying lesson from the TRANSFORM-A-TORTURE-BOT. Get your free ticket to the ‘summer block-bustin’ third installment of the VOLUME ONE finale.       THIS ISSSUE WAS:   WRITTEN BY MAC WELCH   ILLUSTRATED BY TONY PERRY   INKED BY EMILY O'CONNOR DANIELLE HERNANDEZ   COLORED BY ZACK HELD DANA MORGAN JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ   LETTERED BY SAMANTHA BERGES MIKE HORTON RJ BATLLE   EDITED BY MIKE HULL   PUBLISHED BY BRENDA WELCH   THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording   AND ENGINEERED BY STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!
Sep 9, 2015
20 min
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #23
IN THIS ISSUE:   “THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!”   PART 2: “The Bastard’s Master Blaster Plan.”   OH NO! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT has been kidnapped by his old arch-nemesis, THE GIGGLER! Forced to participate in the “Clown Prince of Pervert's” twisted version of the 'Tunnel of Love', Punishment finally learns the villain's sinister plans. Also, what connection does this madman have to our hero's recent troubles? Meanwhile, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN tries to reign in the chaos at the TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS N' SHIT. If obnoxious foreign dignitaries and radiation leaks weren't enough, enter the new hippy Botany teacher GRANOLA BIRKENSTOCK and her obsession with all things organic. You don’t want to miss this "eco-friendly" second part to the VOLUME ONE finale.       THIS ISSSUE WAS:   WRITTEN BY MAC WELCH   ILLUSTRATED BY TONY PERRY   INKED BY EMILY O’CONNOR DANA MORGAN   COLORED BY JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ JASON BAILEY KEVIN VOSS   LETTERED BY MIKE HORTON RJ BATLLE   EDITED BY MIKE HULL   PUBLISHED BY BRENDA WELCH   THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording   AND ENGINEERED BY STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!
Sep 2, 2015
17 min
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #22
IN THIS ISSUE:   "THE GIGGLER’S RETURN OF THE REBOOT!"   PART 1:   "Sayonara Captain Punishment!" The final six parts of VOLUME ONE begin with the return of the Captain’s horrific archenemy THE GIGGLER! In a tale set in the past, the CLOWN PRINCE OF PERVERTS once again brings chaos to SKAGG CITY. Can the Captain stop the fiend before more people fall victim to his mad capped antics? Also learn the events that made our hero exile himself to the loathsome BUNGHOLE DISTRICT! Strap yourselves in for a finale to end all finales.     THIS ISSSUE WAS:   WRITTEN BY MAC WELCH   ILLUSTRATED BY TONY PERRY   INKED BY ALI SATTAR DANA MORGAN   COLORED BY JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ JASON BAILEY SAMANTHA BERGES   LETTERED BY MO DA FO! KEVIN VOSS   EDITED BY MIKE HULL   PUBLISHED BY BRENDA WELCH   THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording   AND ENGINEERED BY STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!
Aug 26, 2015
18 min
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #21
IN THIS ISSUE: "SWIFT-US-PUBERTAY-US" PART 4: "The Backstabbing of Thrones!" Story Arch 5 comes into its thrilling conclusion as our heroes CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT and speedster, SWIFT WINDTHROP are forced into a death-match on the secret island of ATLANTEA. Can their friends, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN and super genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ, stop this madness thrown upon them by the master of water and king of the ATLANTEANS, ARTHUR TYNIDUS? Or will the king himself fall victim to a wicked plan by his evil, promiscuous wife SLUT-TAYA and their rotten offspring JOFFREY. And where is her brother, the QUEEN LAYER? It all comes to a head in this jizz-tastic issue finishing this LICKETY-SPLIT saga!  THIS ISSSUE WAS: WRITTEN BYMAC WELCH ILLUSTRATED BYTONY PERRY INKED BYEMILY O'CONNORDANIELLE HERNANDEZMIKE HORTON LETTERED BYJEREMIAH JURKIEWICZALI SATTARZACK HELDSAMANTHA BERGES COLORED BYKEVIN VOSSSEVANS MARTINEZRJ BATLLEAMBER MALOTTAMY HUGHEY EDITED BYMIKE HULL PUBLISHED BYBRENDA WELCH THIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUEST STARS: MATT MURDICK FROM PODCAST WINTERFELLhttp://podcastwinterfell.com/ &BUBBA from the Joffrey of Podcastshttp://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/ THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED ATPLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYChttp://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording AND ENGINEERED BYSTEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!
May 20, 2015
33 min
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #20
IN THIS ISSUE:"SWIFT-US-PUBERTAY-US"PART 3:"An Atlantean time for mating"His momma named him SWFIT WINDTHROP but the ladies call him LICKETY-SPLIT, and he is about to die. His best chance for survival, THE ATLANTEAN HUN JOBE MATING RITUAL, a vicious battle to the death on a secret island in the past. With few options left, CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, and super genius EUGE CYBORGAWITZ race to find a way to save their trusted ally. However, KING TYNIDUS' evil wife, SLUT-TAYA may prove to be too much of a sultry distraction for our captain! Sit back, relax and let loose your inner COCK-A-TOO!!!THIS ISSSUE WAS:WRITTEN BYMAC WELCHILLUSTRATED BYTONY PERRYINKED BYEMILY O'CONNORDANIELLE HERNANDEZMIKE HORTONLETTERED BYJEREMIAH JURKIEWICZALI SATTARZACK HELDSAMANTHA BERGESCOLORED BYKEVIN VOSSSEVANS MARTINEZRJ BATLLEAMBER MALOTTAMY HUGHEYEDITED BYMIKE HULLPUBLISHED BYBRENDA WELCHTHIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUEST STARS:MATT MURDICK FROM PODCAST WINTERFELLhttp://podcastwinterfell.com/&BUBBA from the Joffrey of Podcastshttp://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/THE ISSUE WAS RECORDED ATPLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYChttp://plaintruthent.wix.com/recordingAND ENGINEERED BYSTEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!!!
May 6, 2015
28 min
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 19
ISSUE #19   “SWIFT-US PUBERTAY-US!”   PART 2: “A Skagg City Captain In King Arthur’s Court”   IN THIS ISSUE:   After escaping from a tear in the dimensional fabric, CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, speedster SWIFT WINDTHROP, and super genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ continue on their mission to save young Swift’s life. After many failed attempts the boys travel to the secret island of ATLANTEA ending up in the middle of a gladiator arena. And if that wasn’t bad enough they have also angered PRINCE JOFFREY TYNIDUS, son of KING ARTHUR TYNIDUS. Things get really nasty for our heroes when the SEAGANTUAN gets involved! It’s like tongue kissing a rattler!   THIS ISSUE WAS:   WRITTEN BY MAC WELCH   ILLUSTRATED BY TONY PERRY   INKED BY EMILY O’CONNOR DANIELLE HERNANDEZ MIKE HORTON    COLORED BY JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ ALI SATTAR ZACK HELD KEVIN VOSS   LETTERED BY RJ BATLLE AMBER MALOTT SEVANS MARTINEZ AMY HUGHEY   EDITED BY MIKE HULL   PUBLISHED BY BRENDA WELCH   THIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUESTS   MATT MURDICK from PODCAST WINTERFELL - http://podcastwinterfell.com/ & BUBBA from The Joffrey Of Podcasts - http://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/   THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT: PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC  http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording   THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!
Apr 22, 2015
22 min
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