Gay penguins are stealing eggs from lesbian penguins! A two-headed shark was caught off the coast of India! Carol Baskin is bisexual! This episode is jam-packed with some of the wildest headlines yet with special guests Patrick Keene and Kathleen Cameron. Oh, also there’s a presidential election coming up, so we do have some updates on that too I guess… Enjoy!

Find Kathleen on IG at @kathleengcameron, on TikTok at @kathdoestiktok, and visit website for more kathleencameron.com. Find Patick on IG at @pad00d2.0, on TW at @doo_kee, and catch Patrick’s contributions at the Functionally Dead zine functionallydead.com.