Josh and Ryan break down this monstrously average film from the early 2000s!  Marvel as Ryan rants about parachutes!  Wonder as Josh finds poignant parallels to Medieval folklore!  All for the low, low price of an hour of goofy, free-wheeling conversation between two would-be film critics!

Reign of Fire stars Matthew McConaughey, Gerard Butler, Christian Bale and Izabella Scorupco, and was released in 2002.