Ludicrous Leadoff:



* Rare Pokémon Card Sells For $900,000 USD

News of the Week:



* Epic Games Acquires Bandcamp
* Nintendo Acquires Longtime Partner & Support Studio
* The Pokémon Company Announces Pokémon Scarlet & Violet

(watch the announcement trailer here)
* Capcom Announces Street Fighter 6

(watch the reveal video here)
* Panic Makes Playdate SDK Available To Public For Free
* Sonic The Hedgehog Getting Third Movie, Live-Action TV Series
* Twisted Metal TV Series Coming NBC’s Peacock Service

Dennis’ Nickname:
The man who is regretfully at the point in his life where he can excitedly now talk about the specs of a snowblower with his friends
Blast From The Past:



* 300 (Movie / March 9, 2007)
* Lethal Weapon (Movie / March 6, 1987)