Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Nintendo And Tag Heuer Make a $2,000 Mario-Themed Smartwatch
* Devil May Cry Dante Statue Costs Over $4,000

(gaze upon it here)
* Razer Making Finger Condoms For Mobile Gamers

(visit the official site here)

News of the Week:

* Epic Files To Appeal Ruling In Trial vs. Apple

(read the official court document here)
* Twisted Metal TV Series Lands Anthony Mackie As Star & Exec. Producer
* Ubisoft Reviving Driver Franchise As Live-Action TV Series

Dennis’ Nickname:
The man who is glad to see that people have finally come around to the comedic genius of Norm Macdonald
Blast From The Past:

* Beast Wars: Transformers (TV Series / Sept. 16, 1996 – March 7, 1999)
* Guns N’ Roses – Use Your Illusion I / II (Album / Sept. 17, 1991)
* Home Improvement (TV Series / Sept. 17, 1991 – May 25, 1999)