Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* People Now Buying NFT Clipart Rocks

(visit the official site here)
* Scientists Grew A Brain-Like Blob With Primitive Eyes

(read the research paper here)

News of the Week:

* Fortnite Adds New Game Mode That Closely Resembles Among Us

(see for yourself here)
* Call of Duty: Vanguard Coming In November

(watch the announcement trailer here)
* Skyrim 10th Anniversary Edition Releasing On November 11th
* Rockstar Games Reportedly Working On GTA Remastered Trilogy

Dennis’ Nickname:
The man who is constantly perplexed by the difficulty of original NES games
Blast From The Past:

* Snakes on a Plane (Movie / Aug. 18, 2006)
* Super Nintendo Entertainment System (Console / Aug. 23, 1991)