Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Signed Pokémon Card Sells For Close To $250,000
* Golden Wii Console On eBay For $300k

News of the Week:

* Sega Announces Deal To Start Selling NFTs This Summer
* Microsoft To Cut Down Amount It Takes On PC Game Sales
* Capcom To Charge One Dollar For Unlimited Invincibility In Retro Collection

(watch the announcement video here, and check out the games lineup here)
* LEGO Announces LEGO Luigi Set

(watch the debut video here, check it out for yourself here)

Dennis’ Nickname:
The man who doesn’t understand how time and life always find a way to speed themselves back up to Warp 10
Blast From The Past:

* Barb Wire (Movie / May 3, 1996)