Ludicrous Leadoffs:

* Rare Magic The Gathering Card Sells For Over $500,000

(check out the official eBay page here, and learn more about it here)
* KFC Console Is Officially Revealed

(watch the announcement video here, and visit the official site here)

News of the Week:

* Nintendo Now Facing Canadian Lawsuit Over Joy-Con Drift
* EU Possibly Investigating Nintendo Over Joy-Con Drift
* Polish Consumer Agency Reportedly Investigating Cyberpunk 2077 Launch
* Microsoft Reverses Plan To Hike Xbox Live Prices
* Take-Two Walks Away, Codemasters Joining EA
* Super Nintendo World Delays Opening Day

Dennis’ Nickname:
The man whose mind is boggled that the biggest wealth redistribution experiment of the modern age was successfully carried out by trolls on Reddit
Blast From The Past:

* Duke Nukem 3D (PC / Jan. 29, 1996)
* Inspector Gadget (TV Series / Sept. 12, 1983 – Feb. 1, 1986)