What is a Daytona 500 and why can you only turn left on it? Is there a better way to celebrate victory than drinking milk? (Spoiler: don't drink spoiled milk). Join us on this journey through hard left turns, near crashes, actual crashes, turtles with fishing poles, a modernization of NASCAR and a new way to save the world from global warming!

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A special thanks this week to UberFast, for getting us to the finish line. (UberFast is entirely fictional and in no way associated with Uber the ride-sharing company).