An AI startup called "eternity.ac" is promising you can upload your virtual self and consciousness to the cloud. Pretty creepy. Microsoft hires the old CEO of OpenAI, Sam Altman so lets see what he does there. People want the CEO of X Linda Yaccarino to resign, but she's a woman so she doesn't need to. Finally, pokimane is getting mad about people hating on her cookies for her just slapping a logo on another product and charging broke boy prices.