White powder was found at the white house. Hey, that makes alot of sense, doesn't it? Joey Chestnut wins the hot dog eating championship again, even with a weather delay, thank the gods. Transgender women that are lesbians are just men with extra steps, right? Oh and a monkey carried around its dead baby and then ate it. There was a story like that where a girl gave birth and threw her baby away. I mean shoot, kids always ruin your plans.