Week 2: Larry's Escape From Kommiefornia ■ An "Eco-friendly" hotel offers brown water and hot refrigerator ■ Why the USA will be re-named SSA ■ Larry's kid gets ripped off and repulsed at a tourist trap ■ Why bike lanes are Commie crap ■ How Elvis' fame arc mirrors America's decline ■ Why Commies are miserable creeps ■ Larry's cool, Commie-Killin' souvenir