What's the Curse of Lake Ronkonkoma? ■ WTF is a Puritron? ■ Why National Lampoons "Vacation" could never be made today ■ What happened to selfie sticks? ■ How the Grand Canyon facilitates Darwinism ■ A tour de force of the Jersey Shore... when it was still fabulous ■ It's vacation season - don't take one until you hear this episode!