The four elements that make suckers suckers ■ Coronavirus: the new marketing platform that should piss you off ■ Why corporate America loves stupid and lazy consumers ■ Corporations we should hate ■ How they insult our intelligence ■ Larry’s advertising epiphany ■ How X-ray specs made somebody rich and jackasses out of every buyer ■ The ‘solar-powered clothes dryer’ and the venerable con-man who created it ■ Glossary of lies politicians use to dupe voters