The U.S.A. is gone. Born from the rubble, a new society emerges. Long live the Dewnited States of America. Talking points include: hyper specific t-shirts, a mascot brought to you by the people with all of your phone's metadata, what Macklemore is up to these days, the best way to clean your butt, and oh gosh this hotel room was supposed to have 2 beds but there's only 1? Guess we'll have to share?? Is that cool with you??