Carol and Joe are joined by their elderly sidekick, Alphonse, to review the new technology helping people find a dispiriting simulacrum of love that, truth be told, resembles nothing more than onanism with algorithms. Thurston Zorb reviews the new LeerGoggles from GoggleBonx.

Written by: Tim Telling.

Additional material by: Olga Koch, Greig Johnson and Jack Murray

Producer: Andy GoddardAssistant Editor: Alexis AdimoraExecutive Producer: Chris StottFeaturing Olga Koch, Huge Davies, Greig Johnson, Freya Parker, Tom bell and Natasha Hodgson