Argentina Bracket - Magical Messi-ah, Egypt manager melts down and blames Jews on loss, Cape Verde bro goalie, Colombia’s Campaz hiding from cocaine kingpins 20:48 - England Bracket - Faulkland War Redux, England playing for Grantham’s own Maggie Thatcher; Brazil vs Japan racist Twitter war 37:03 - France Bracket - Canada’s Cuck Jesse Marsch, Ne...

Opener - Robbie intro and soccer haters

Argentina Bracket - Magical Messi-ah, Egypt manager melts down and blames Jews on loss, Cape Verde bro goalie, Colombia’s Campaz hiding from cocaine kingpins

England Bracket - Faulkland War Redux, England playing for Grantham’s own Maggie Thatcher; Brazil vs Japan racist Twitter war

France Bracket - Canada’s Cuck Jesse Marsch, Netherlands/Morocco penalties and riots, is everyone fucked vs France?

Spain Bracket - Pulisic’s pussitis ruins USA & Pochettino’s run, Senegal’s pussy doctor (literally), Belgium & Courtois sub controversy, Spain’s slim chances

Lagniappe - Mexico games, cartel intimidation advantage, unhinged Paraguayan lady senator, TV coverage and Famous Jameis, ‘hydration’ breaks, Grantham’s 3 step plan for USA soccer success

Brittania Rules the Argies