Are you green?'Cause we're Super Green . . . Gas guzzlers and gas shortages. Ozone at ground-level is bad, mmkay? We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and buy ourselves a . . . and a . . . and a . Texas and California air are each just as smoggy, but California's is more smuggy. Electric cars are coming if has anything to do with it, even though . LED light bulbs and CFL light bulbs. Solar Power to the people. Water conservation and Grey Water. Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Recycling Hypocrisy. Living outside the margins to save paper. Corn-based ethanol is is not all it's Jimmy-cracked up to be. Let us know how you live green by leaving a comment or emailing us at .