<p>Bonus: A lengthy two-part discussion of the taffy candy Airheads. </p>

145: Don't adujst your vertical hold

The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.