Dan and Paul explore the mysteries of the universe from comfortable chairs. The ole' Paragraph Stacker and the World's Most Dangerous Accountant discuss the following topics of no great import:

1. Following Twitter's change to X, we change our name to Y.
2. #Whoppenheimer: We wish this was a real thing.
3. Dan reunites with Lisa Bluder.
4. Dan goes to Barbie.
5. Lena Dunham to direct Polly Pocket.
6. Paul sends Dan to film school: Umbrellas of Cherbon; Rounders and Solaris.
7. Man gets 33 months jail sentence for extortion plan related to false claims GA Tech coach Josh Pastner assaulted his girlfriend. Question: How the hell did Josh Pastner get a job at Georgia Tech?
8. Northwestern football players go into hiding after hazing scandal.
9. Arsenal minute 
10. Yankees minute 
11. George RR Martin is on strike: how can we tell the difference?
12. Memphis squirrel's suicide knocks out power.
13. Taylor Swift turns down KC Chief’s player’s number.